Deer human frend:

I m riting from total normal vacayshun to say hello. I saw many sites. Did fun things. Ate gud fud.

Met total normal kat hoo challenge me to Fiddal contest. You no I m best at Fiddal, so wun easy and definat lee did not trade boddys with kat. Kant wate to play Fiddal for you wen I get home. Lerned a new song that will make you loos mind.

luv yor human frend