Dear voters,

End the embargo, they said. What could go wrong, they said.

There is a remarkable resourcefulness to a little island country that’s been starved for years, forced to make due. Cubans make MacGyver look like a useless dilettante. We let them have access to the internet and new cars. Seemed so simple.

Now the Cuban flag hangs in Washington, DC. Tomorrow we learn how to roll cigars.

Regretfully,

Hillary